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Hey now, bein' your mama I'm an accomplished loser birther!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/03/2018 4:40PM
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Tommys a dern legend on that thar redneck riviera mini golf circuit.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/02/2018 6:02PM
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Hey dont you talk bout my Tommy like that.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/01/2018 11:58AM
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Me and Tommy been wishin for a white Christmas for 8 years of them daggum
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/01/2018 11:44AM
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Tommy I smoke pills out of a crumpled up piece of tin foil.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/31/2017 1:14PM
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I done gived up my oxy money to get Tommy one for Jesus’s birthday.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/31/2017 11:34AM
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Two great American heroes. What we call the real "Founding Fathers."
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/23/2017 07:55AM
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Boy always starts talkin bout butthurts right after my vibrator's gone
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/23/2017 07:36AM
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Ain't too sure but I think he means all three.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/22/2017 10:18AM
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You should hear what Tommy asks for Christmas.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/22/2017 08:41AM
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I've done got on my knees and did some prayin' for a brown-skinned Jesus
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/22/2017 08:31AM
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That's how I decided between his uncle Bobby Ray and his Mexican daddy
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/20/2017 4:51PM
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Tommy, is Fleshlight gone bring your top-screwin job back from Malaysia?
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/20/2017 4:46PM
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Boy you keep jawin bout Russian birthers. I done tole your dumb butt your
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/20/2017 09:05AM
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I dropped that boy down ten flights of stairs when he was a baby.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/18/2017 7:02PM
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Them sea Mexicans can stay in their own country if they dont like it. MAGA
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/17/2017 8:53PM
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We gone get a whole C-note, Tommy! Applebee's ain't gone know what hit
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/16/2017 09:24AM
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HILLARY set them boys up. They knowed somethin bout that pizza parlor.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/14/2017 8:22PM
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What in tarnation you mean by work propriate attire?
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/14/2017 7:47PM
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Wife beater? I used to luv it when your daddy wore his.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/14/2017 7:40PM
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Come outta the shitter Tommy. I done left my muff shaver in there and I
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/12/2017 10:39PM
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God dern it. Tommy's done locked himself in the outhouse and he wont come
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/12/2017 10:37PM
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Boy you keep calling Billy a rapist. I done tole you it was consensual.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/10/2017 1:45PM
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Boy, there's times I gotta remind myself its 15 years too late to
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/10/2017 1:41PM
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I bet the bathrooms up at Shoal Creek are a mess then if you werent there
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/10/2017 08:23AM
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Aw Tommy you found a friend! Brings a tear to my eye. Want to bring him
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/10/2017 08:16AM
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You aint seen it but thats how we are now and why we need to MAGA
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/09/2017 11:16AM
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Just like your birth certificate, Tom. Your real daddy was one of them
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/09/2017 10:07AM
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Boy you keep talking bout hurt butts and my vibrator's been missing for a
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/08/2017 6:25PM
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Like your daddy used to say Tommy. Old nuff to pee, old nuff for me!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/08/2017 08:42AM
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On cleaning house..boy the trailers a damn mess and I done asked you
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/07/2017 9:04PM
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May you get a nice white nurse and doctor who are from america
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/07/2017 8:09PM
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15 years later and I still dont know the difference.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 10:11PM
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Dont you talk about my Tommy like that. He's the best loaf I ever pinched.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 10:03PM
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Tomas wasnt no birther. He was one them crack babies.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 9:53PM
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Deep state did it. She was gone dox the head of pizzagate.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 8:18PM
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If his head's up there, then where in tarnation's my damn vibrator?
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 7:57PM
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You need to stop all that mess. I'm tired of warshing skid-marks off your
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 10:08AM
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Well I shot me a varmit this morning so its possum soup for supper.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 10:05AM
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Im gone beat your dumb butt into next week. I tole you the deep state
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 12:23AM
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Boy did you take my derned vibrator again? I'm gone knock your head
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 12:17AM
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Tommy! I told you to stay off the internets, boy!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 12/06/2017 12:01AM
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