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I dun roat that song for them Razor Raymones! It was one Dem auto
   By: TomKazanskisMom 08/18/2020 09:32AM
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Bowah, if I’s gawn troll mah Tommy I do it raht!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/07/2020 5:03PM
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Them kids looked like they wuz up to trubble! I ain’t apologizing to none
   By: TomKazanskisMom 08/16/2019 11:47AM
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Hey now boy — that ain’t me dagnabbit! That’s his cousin/sister Tammy Ray
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/19/2019 7:29PM
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Really? I had you pegged for that one. Do we have a third?
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/07/2019 12:43PM
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Now Rick you know I only call you Uncle Tom win you put on the blackface!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/07/2019 11:43AM
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I been seein lots uh stains on that boy’s Pepe Frog sheets lately.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/07/2019 10:40AM
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Boy — I ain’t no Uncle Tom!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/07/2019 10:11AM
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Boy some day you'll lern youre such a dork even Tommy don't wanna be
   By: TomKazanskisMom 11/08/2018 2:00PM
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Its true. Tommys cousin/sister Tanqueray seen it on Facebook.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 11/08/2018 1:44PM
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Boy how many times I gotta tell you to quit BOOFIN my daggurn toys!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 10/05/2018 12:28PM
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Boy you make me wish I had me a time masheen and a coat hanger.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 08/02/2018 9:41PM
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Boy you seem as simple and unhinged as my Tommy. You sure you ain’t one uh
   By: TomKazanskisMom 07/26/2018 12:24PM
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Every time I buy a bag uh them teeny carrots what goes in salads they turn
   By: TomKazanskisMom 07/26/2018 11:40AM
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How come every time my big black vibrator goes missin I catch Tommy on here
   By: TomKazanskisMom 07/18/2018 6:13PM
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I stopped having to use all mine on Twinkies and pork rinds after you done
   By: TomKazanskisMom 07/11/2018 8:06PM
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It’s a dern shame they done gone and outlawed the 13 years after pill. Boy
   By: TomKazanskisMom 07/10/2018 10:42AM
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If ATM stands for All Types of Mexicans, you done got me dead to rights!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 05/30/2018 11:36PM
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Boy you remember when that colored fella Obama got elected how inconsolable
   By: TomKazanskisMom 05/22/2018 10:31PM
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Who the hail you callin a mule deer? His daddy werent no alum. Hes one uh
   By: TomKazanskisMom 05/22/2018 10:26PM
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Tommy - thank you for the oxy pills and the purdy dandellion bookay! Your
   By: TomKazanskisMom 05/13/2018 11:29AM
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I know one - he lives in the back of my trailer
   By: TomKazanskisMom 04/05/2018 2:13PM
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If you ain’t got them signs no more how yer coloreds know where they can
   By: TomKazanskisMom 04/04/2018 10:19AM
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President Trump tole me I'm gone get my pappy's old job back at the coal
   By: TomKazanskisMom 04/02/2018 11:38AM
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Tommy's still in high school too. Now, the boy's dumber'n stump and he's
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/29/2018 4:02PM
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Free rent! That daggum trailerpark super charges us a gall darn $50 a
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/29/2018 12:23PM
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Zwaan sounds like one of them made up Black Panther holidays Obummer
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/28/2018 10:40AM
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I'm both his stripper sister and his stripper mom, ya daggum yankee. They
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/23/2018 11:37AM
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Hey now, that thar's mah Tommy's cousin sister.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/15/2018 6:04PM
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Matthew done gived me an achey breaky heart.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/14/2018 5:49PM
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We live in a dern trailer, ya daggum yankee dummy. We aint got no basement
   By: TomKazanskisMom 03/13/2018 08:58AM
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That daggum statue of limitations that tells me I’m 15 years too dern late
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/26/2018 12:51PM
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Tommy, I’m sorry for whorin round with Juan the trailer park groundskeeper
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/23/2018 10:00AM
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Nope - them boys at the Klavern call me “finger cuffs” cuz there ain’t muc
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/15/2018 2:17PM
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No that sweet young thing’s none other’n yours trewly! Tommy’s in front
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/15/2018 2:06PM
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Ain’t no liberal but I kick myself daily for not goin threw with mine.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/15/2018 11:50AM
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Caint wait to get us some of them Trump steaks for free
   By: TomKazanskisMom 02/13/2018 12:40PM
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I seen that name in Tommy's browser history yesserdee. He's usually trying
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/26/2018 09:17AM
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I seen on Breitbart they done spotted some blacks, queers, and at least
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/25/2018 09:11AM
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I aint give that boy no 5 dollar allowance. I give em a pack
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/23/2018 10:02PM
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If you bring them dollars this way you'll find yerself a new sweetheart!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/17/2018 3:16PM
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He done got fired from the sperm donor clinic for drinkin on the job.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/16/2018 8:22PM
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Hey now, you ain't got to go after the whole family. Tommy hates them
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/16/2018 8:18PM
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Well that's true. I is the only woman Tommy's ever had in his life and I
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/16/2018 8:14PM
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We'll suck the daggern chrome off a trailer hitch for pocket fulla oxy
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/15/2018 10:43PM
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We’ve had ethnics in our family tree for years.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/11/2018 3:30PM
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Finally can get us one of them above ground swimmin pools!
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/11/2018 09:59AM
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My Tommy likes to call em “dune coons.”
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/09/2018 1:44PM
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Sumbitch gone and used up all my lube too.
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/05/2018 11:27AM
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We ain't. I just ain't got it in my heart to tell the little squirt I
   By: TomKazanskisMom 01/05/2018 11:03AM
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