Good, white, English speaking Christians are nothing to worry about. We can trust, even if they bend a few rules here or there, that they are fundamentally decent people. They have the best interests of the nation at heart. In positions of power, they will lead us where we need to go. They will protect us. They will help the rest of us to lead our best lives. If they skim a little off the top, or cheat to make sure those other types don't steal an election ... that's ok.

It's the other rabble we must worry about. They don't look like us. They don't talk like us. They worship different Gods. They lack the same moral foundation. They are different and cannot be trusted. The laws are for THEM, so that we can sleep at night, secure knowing that there are armed agents of the government out there, keeping us safe from those types.

What you don't realize is that we are in a war for the very soul of Western Civilization. Campaign finance laws? Really? You would let America collapse over trivial shit like that?