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Lazarus

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What was the Noah’s Ark punch line?


God - I am going to make it rain for 1000 days.

Noah - I’ve got a better idea. Have it rain for 40 days and 40 nights and have the sewers back up.

God - Right.

(In response to this post by WahooMatt05)

Posted: 01/14/2019 at 3:33PM



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