You, RQ, and Balls have gone completely off the deep end. Perhaps you're having trouble in your personal or professional lives, but you're spending an awful lot of time trying to garner favor around here with bad jokes, terrible nicknames, unnecessary profanity, and a lot of disturbing sexual innuendo. I know the dream of Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders in the WH gives you guys the jollies, but you can't spend the vast majority of your free time obsessing over a message board. Your roommates must think you're legitimately weird.