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Combination of 2, 3, and 5. He leaves and proclaims himself POTUS in exile


from Mara Lago. Insists he is still president, that Biden is a Usurper King under the spell of an evil witch named Kuh MAWL uh, and declares a Holy War. Proud Boys detail becomes his new Secret Service. Melania tells him she's out and has been banging several Secret Service agents and tries to leave. He has his new Proud Boy henchmen abduct her and feed her to his pet crocodiles, Pablo Escobar style. Then he has Jared fed to the same crocodiles and declares Ivanka his new wife. Begins dressing up in a fake military uniform with loads of medals pinned all over it and declares himself a deity. Commissions 10 gold statues of himself to be constructed around Mara Lago. Orders everyone to refer to him as Exalted One and Great Leader, Trumpus Khan or face execution. Starts his own third world propaganda network called MAGA News. Begins preaching indecipherable gibberish into a TV screen for hours on end.

His disgusting following of low IQ, low character trash keep throwing their money at him like the televangelist he is. Everyone else moves on.

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Posted: 12/15/2020 at 2:01PM


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