Imagination. Crowdstrike is made up out of thin air. It's like pizza gate. And trump used Crowdstrike as the centerpiece of American foreign policy towards Ukraine. As the kingdom's acting chief of staff giddily admitted, it was a shakedown. A blackmail scam. Funded by the American taxpayer.

The Deep State is another good one. When the Trumpistanese Ministry of Propaganda can't twist real life boogeymen into scary enough scapegoats, they just pull made up ones out of their asses and keep repeating them over and over again until the subjects have their orgasmic pep rally cheers all lined up.

So, one thing's for sure - you guys have the market cornered on circlejerk speculation parties.