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Sing happy birthday song twice.

Was taught that when my kids were growing up to get them to do it. Doesn't really matter how you sing it, or the name of the person you wish happy birthday, it takes basically 10 sec for each song.

(In response to this post by WahooMatt05)

Posted: 03/06/2020 at 12:48PM

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