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The other day I saw an old Simpson's episode I had never caught before.

It dealt with Homer and Marge going to an all-you-can-eat fish restaurant, getting kicked out, and then suing with his attorney Lionel Hutz. "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against the film The Neverending Story." The courtroom scenes were priceless, too. Hutz to the jury, "I ask you? Do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all-he-can-eat?"

I laughed until I head tears streaming. And for once Hutz did his job because Homer won! Flipping hysterical! Plus, I'm thinking....somebody on the 'Box HAS to be Hutz. :D

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Posted: 05/07/2021 at 4:00PM

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