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An acquaintance is/was making a living as a travelling stand up comedian


His best bit was about how some people with 4 beers in them are still better than other drivers who are stone cold sober. His proposed solution:

Put a bar in the DMV. You go in there and have as many drinks as you feel comfortable with. Then you go out and take the drivers test. If you pass, then they test your BAC and that becomes YOUR limit.

He made it into a pretty funny bit.


(In response to this post by ftwuva)

Posted: 07/11/2018 at 11:16AM



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