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Late 80s Hokie

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It's just a modest proposal to solve such problems


From Jonathan Swift, a summary from "Spark Notes"

"A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People from Being a Burden to their Parents, or the Country, and for Making them Beneficial to the Publick."

The tract is an ironically conceived attempt to "find out a fair, cheap, and easy Method" for converting the starving children of Ireland into "sound and useful members of the Commonwealth." Across the country poor children, predominantly Catholics, are living in squalor because their families are too poor to keep them fed and clothed.

The author argues, by hard-edged economic reasoning as well as from a self-righteous moral stance, for a way to turn this problem into its own solution. His proposal, in effect, is to fatten up these undernourished children and feed them to Ireland's rich land-owners. Children of the poor could be sold into a meat market at the age of one, he argues, thus combating overpopulation and unemployment, sparing families the expense of child-bearing while providing them with a little extra income, improving the culinary experience of the wealthy, and contributing to the overall economic well-being of the nation.

The author offers statistical support for his assertions and gives specific data about the number of children to be sold, their weight and price, and the projected consumption patterns. He suggests some recipes for preparing this delicious new meat, and he feels sure that innovative cooks will be quick to generate more. He also anticipates that the practice of selling and eating children will have positive effects on family morality: husbands will treat their wives with more respect, and parents will value their children in ways hitherto unknown. His conclusion is that the implementation of this project will do more to solve Ireland's complex social, political, and economic problems than any other measure that has been proposed.

(In response to this post by 111Balz)

Posted: 05/23/2017 at 11:33AM



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No way this happens...maybe a token cut at best -- Tuckahokie 05/23/2017 10:27AM
  How much of this depends on HUGH job growth? -- 757 05/23/2017 11:19AM
  You're out of your element. ** -- Hoocinogenic 05/23/2017 1:23PM
  So's your face ** -- psychobilly 05/23/2017 3:30PM
  You are OUT of your element, Billy ** -- 111Balz 05/23/2017 5:14PM
  So's YOUR face. ** -- psychobilly 05/23/2017 7:29PM
  Monthly? Not good enough -- Beerman 05/23/2017 3:32PM
  Winner! ** -- HoosWillWin 05/23/2017 2:19PM
  Standard bait post. ** -- psychobilly 05/23/2017 11:56AM
  I can see your point, but -- VaTechie 05/23/2017 11:56AM
  Why stop there? Let's drug test everyone -- Beerman 05/23/2017 11:17AM
  It's just a modest proposal to solve such problems -- Late 80s Hokie 05/23/2017 11:33AM
  It's a good idea, except ... -- Beerman 05/23/2017 11:37AM
  Hey, I am an old white dude that likes dark meat -- VaTechie 05/23/2017 11:48AM
  And liberals refuse to address the thoroughly documented -- TomKazanski 05/23/2017 11:35AM
  Nancy is that u? -- TomKazanski 05/23/2017 2:46PM
  Why not just hand out food -- TomKazanski 05/23/2017 3:43PM
  People get fat because of what they eat. -- Hokieesith 05/23/2017 11:15AM
  Knowing people on food stamps....the thing is a scam... -- psychobilly 05/23/2017 11:53AM
  They do ** -- Beerman 05/23/2017 11:17AM
  How much though? ** -- Hokieesith 05/23/2017 11:22AM
  Dunno the details -- Beerman 05/23/2017 11:26AM
  It comes with great hard feelings -- VaTechie 05/23/2017 11:34AM
  That's a great idea -- Beerman 05/23/2017 3:24PM
  You are really good at apples and oranges. ** -- Hokieesith 05/23/2017 3:32PM
  Not at all -- Beerman 05/23/2017 3:37PM
  Haha. You're right :) -- Beerman 05/23/2017 3:48PM
  It is complex, but -- VaTechie 05/23/2017 1:10PM
  The right move ** -- Charleston Cav 05/23/2017 11:05AM
  "What have you got to lose?" ** -- Hoocinogenic 05/23/2017 10:40AM
  It's about time we went after the poor. ** -- hooshouse 05/23/2017 10:39AM

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