Selfishness, mostly. From wild graduation parties in Greenwich CT to Long Beach, LI needing a curfew to prevent partying on the beach and boardwalk all night like it’s 1999, to Hamptons Chain Smokers concerts, you just want to say, WTF?

And these are stories from the current great success story of the NY metro area. We’ll see how long that holds.

Do other countries not have dumbass selfish jackasses? It only takes a very small % to put entire regions at risk. Or are they just way better at stomping offenders, and identifying resulting positives quickly enough to isolate them before they do too much damage?